Lemon Detox

UPDATE:

First day.
Accomplishment: TWO MEALS
Mistakenly Ate: TWO BANANA'S

Blog ideas

I'm putting lots of thought into this blog and what I should do with it. My ideas...

(In order of 'best' to 'least' good:)

1. 1. Delete all posts' and start a new
2. 2. Move onto wordpress
3. 3. Making this blog private
4. 4. Leave posts' and keep blogging as usual
5. 5. Delete blog forever

Yup. I'm thinking about these stuff cuz of many reasons. I made this blog around the first few months while in Mexico and thought of it being a great way to stay in touch with the pals back in Jap land. Since then I've been realizing that more then my friends view this thing, people who I hardly even know frequent my blog. I've been feeling very uncomfortable and inferior with that thought in mind. Just going through past posts', mainly skimming through them, gives me this cringing feeling of embarissment inside the tummy. (...pride?) I think that people-who hardly know me-reading my blog, seems to give them idea's on who I am, and judging me accordingly. I may be wrong but that's just how I feel and ....uhh... it's not sucha good feeling.

Everytime I click the little "post" button I try to make myself not care what's being posted, how the people will take it and think of me as, and just making this blog fun for people who will understand it. Now, I'm starting to care and am feeling a bit yucky on past posts'...ahem. So I wanna try being more strict with what I write up here, how I'll go about in doing that is all listed above. So consider yourself warned for any future changes with this baby.

Finally!

The Katou Familia
(Aiki, Im spelling ur name right...you guys actually MISPELLED it on ur blog!!! TAKE THAT!)

They made a blog, YAY! Now I get to be updated on a regular basis on how my cute little neiceee-poo is doing. (Fat...eeeee!)

Que honda?!

Okay so umm, blogging is starting to be a, big-time-back-burner since recently. I've discovered that Im finding lots of things to do with my time other than keeping you updated with the recentlies. I hope you don't mind, I just seem to be having lots of inspirations, visions, and goals that Im really thrilled about and seeing ways on how I can fulfill them to the max.. (school is started to act whore-ish tho...blaah) So, know that Im in good tidings and in good health. eeeeee :D

Summer vacation is also in the makings. Tengo 50% feelings that it will be a fun and exciting summer, pero la otro 50 % feelings is thee ... might-not-work-out-at-all and I might have to stay home for summer. So these 50/50 feelings haven't been keeping my emotions too steady these days, sorry to anyone who's been around me and experienced some first-hand-very-extreme moments of mine...please understand, please? Grass!!

Entonces, lets see what happens in the next few days, shall we? k, tx luv ya!

Mas Poto's!! (aheee)

Here are some potos from Juliet's camera. Skanks purdy girl!!

(shh, my english is perfect)

Basically, we went to the mall on freeday, we walked around like a big bunch of gaijins, and den we ate pizza, and starbucks (lets take a moment to say, "aaaahhhhh baybeeeee!!") and peruvian Finch guy kept picking on small-innocent-asian Joanie who only tryed to show alitte bit of love by spraying all the cologne samples on him (yeeeah...highlight of the dayy), and umm...half the groupie went to watch a movie (I mean comon, when u have lotsa ppl to hang out with, YOU DONT WATCH MOVIES!! hahaha take that) and we had fun in the end, verdad?

See Santi? Sometimes you gotta look at the good in Joanie, she dosent ALWAYS try to pick fights on you, she loves and cares about you....all the way down to your shoe lace!!

Dear Juliet,

Seeing those set of photos made me wanna wish you a happy birthday. (hee hee) Have a good 18th and dont get drunk, dont get into oddly strange mens' business, and stop acting lezbo around me...its a little too creepy for comfort. Ya know? Good. I'll call you old for now, but once I join the ranks of being 18 with you, I'll call you super young. (heee, talk about a two-faced asian!!!) Have a good year serving Jesus as a full-timer, and may your hearts desire of going to Japan be fulfilled with or without me. ('with' would be best)
I LOVE YOU!

Yeah no, its not what you think (...whatever it is that you're thinking). But Joanie and Liz are sure thinking about someONE...hahah.

See, this was our sushi hide-out. EVERYONE needed ID to get it, it was THAT tight of a business. (right Rachel? gosh...she was best security!) So, we all ate sushi like a pack of squirels hidden in a tree trunk (...?) while Mindy and Heidi were steaming hot red from not being able to part take of it, due to ... forgetfulness...? eeeee :D. WLY!

I love it how the two gorgeous smiley faces are focused but those random posers aren't.

True art indeed.

Eww, I love this girl to peices..hokay Mindy?? Just believe and you will see! (ding)
Miss you girlfriend, and next time...can we have an appointment set up of having some quality time with Hoan? Gesh, I felt like I was some side hooker or something. (haha whaaa?)
*kiss*

Me and Ewizabes.
Im gonna print this one and frame it and I will always have it in my room, all the way up till when Im super old cuz it'll remind me of how you really helped me. (ho yes you did!)
And please stop giving me that face and your grumbly, "...why did she put this photo up on her blog??"...well maybe cuz I love you and I want to show everyone that your BEST...maybeee!!

We just chillin and freakin out man.

See, me and Santi were really bonding, the aquariaus way, when this random costa rican came and interupted us like mad-man!!
(he needs to be put on probation...pronto)

Marylou Diamant

Okay so, Mindy's writing this with me, only cuz we're just .... NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT JEW POWER!!! *roar* JEWPOWERTHIRST!!!! hahaha.

So, we're gonna write this post for that girl over in...yeeah, lets not talk about where she is and where shes GOING TO....its only gonna make us emotional, okay? So we're just gonna take our time to write about brighter days...rememba? Too bad this post cant be as fresh as it was last years.

Can't believe its been a whole year and a few months since we made that piece of heaven on earth, or in better words, "circle of trust". Lets recap for un momentito...
-Orange bracelets? Check.
-Nail-filer vibrator? Check. (K ppl, lets not get any dirty ideas from that. Its not what you think!!!)
-Jewish poem/dance/song? Check.
-Messy room? Check.
-Poem for Kit? Check.
-Scramble?....no check.
-Frijoles?....no check.
-Stretchy pants? Check.

So umm, now that we have all that we need to survive (except FOOD FOR HOANIE!!) through a set of very trying words that we want to say to that one girl at the very end of this post, lets first wish her....

A HAPPY BIRTHDAY-HANAKAH!!!
To that misses wonderland.
We love you more than you can imagine and we will almost certainly miss those good times we had. I (Hoanie) will definitely NOT miss your FREQUENT molestations, but I (Mindy) will always cope with them like a super woooman, but geee...better to have a girl with molestation problems or NO GIRL AT ALL!!!
Entonces, we just really wish you'll have the greatest year as a YA, and that you'd follow Joanie's foot prints of being a skanky-hoe and Mindy's hand prints of being a rude-prude (...whaa?) forever, but most of all...we really do hope and wish and pray that you'll follow the Lord Himself in everything you do.
We LOVE YOU!!!

Okay, so this is the set of words that we were being prepared for. Umm so... you probably already heard this song more than once, but this time..really soak in the chorus parts, hokay? We hope everyones comfortably seated and ready to hit the emotional button, cuz here we go...

I'll be there for you...
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you...
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you...
'Cause you're there for me too...

EVEN IF YOU'LL BE IN COLOMBIAAAAA!!!!!
We really mean it, we'll always always be there
for you Mar! (*Hoan squeals in with a japanese
accent* "IM HERE!!...wadaap girlfriend" *does
shnazy hand move*) We also REALLY miss you,
if you ever wanna come back after one week, don't
be afraid to do so because WE WANT YOU BACK!!
Love always and forever, Minders and Hoan.

Hoan: Gosh, we're so unprepared...no photos of us together or anything...wait! We do have that time we ate sushi outside together....
Minders: .........lets not.

Happy Birthday Marylou!

Negatibu.

IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!!

(you'll get it if you get it)

This is not sappy. It's best!

Dear You,

I've been missing too much of you these days. I think about you a lot, like it's some assignment that I have to do daily. I'm thinking right now, about the way you laugh like I'm the weirdest girl alive but ending it with a kiss like you still love me anyhow, the way you'd say "shhh" when everything was super quiet, the way your nose always got in the way and we would have a traffic jam before our lips took over the world, the way your pants kept falling down and ur apple butt would always say hi to me, the way you make the "eh" sound when you get cuddly with my face. Gosh, I miss you.

What about those times? Those weird times, that funny time, that cute time, that retarded time... remember? Like, the time we were cuddlying together on the curve, stealing kisses like they were free yummy snacks, having the time of my life when that begger came and not only took your money but decided to invite herself and sat next to us like we were a show .... remember? How about that hill, overlooking the city, guessing which car would turn where, getting freaked outta our whits when the house right next to us would make random sounds like they were spying on us....remember? How about the time I had alittle too much to drink and you kept telling me what was infront of me, what car was coming from which direction- just treating me like I was a dangerous bomb that would explode if I walked by myself without you holding my hand....remember? I definently wont forget those cops and the way you stuttered when they asked you what we were doing, "es...es....es mi...mi novia!!!"....now I know when you lie. I hope you'll remember like I will, cuz that was the funnest time I've ever had in one night.

It's not natural for a girl to act like nothing happened, not telling anyone about it, not thanking you over and over again how much it meant to me that you drove pretty far away, suffered the consequence of getting lost, getting a flat tire (did you really?), but all of that just to see ... me. I hope I'm not scaring you with this, in thinking that I'm one of those clingy girls who fall in love after just ONE kiss, naaaah. I know guys hate it so that's why I only want to show and say, thank you so much for giving me all the above and more. You really knew how to treat me like a queen, something that I honestly needed.

Thank you Mr. Apple Butt. I'll always think you're nice, no matter what.

Love, Joan

P.S I WANT SOME BROCOLI!!!!!!