Someone has been wanting me to post about a certain topic because of my strange behavior: regular visits to her blog, thinking differently about the posts' she writes, asking if my thinking is write, getting an obvious 'NO' about it and coming up with a conclusion in my private head.
Pretty intense huh? Yeeep! It gets so intense, she's even wanted me to post rumors about it on my blog! For instance, she told me one day, "you should post that on your blog". (What "that" was will be refered to as a big fat rumor of Florences' that she wanted me to put up here.) Yes, that sweet and darling Florence McNair who sings about making love, sea shore walls, toot toot toot plastic, and siento tambueno, wanted me to post a big fat rumor on my blog. But, as we all know that only STUPID people obey such a command, smart Joanie WILL NOT obey her request to post "that" on this public blog. *clap clap clap*
But to be honest, my so called "strange behavior" is only because I wanna know about her love-life, that she just loves to make mysterious (only to Joanie), and NOT for the sake of looking into her life with a paparazzi's mindset. (No sire! Pals before Paps. is my motto) All of my reading, contemplating, and listening has one sole purpose...the L.L.I. (Love Life Investigation) Yes, so she's pretty much dying to hear what the out come of all this L.L.I. resulted as and, to see what fruit she has bore in my head.
So here Florence, I give u my peice of conclusion........I'll even post a picture of you!
Florence is currently in a relationship with a white man. Whose looks are so intensly sharp, you can be shredded into billions of peices by just lookin at him. (ouch!) His height is so tall, it encourages her to post a picture on her blog about how competitive she can get with her friends and their tall lovas. She likes to describe his eyes as, "Love". She has dilema's on what kind of tissue to bring him when he asks' her for some. As much as I would hate to describe what she's actually refering to in this post, lets just say that it is a definite, about-my-hunny post and let you think about it for a moment.......k thats enuf.I hope I get a A+.
6 comments:
oh...my...god
you've outdone yourself
and not a single stitch of actual sensational information
are you Sure hes white?
hahah, that was the point florence!!!
100% white. No Doubt.
I Don't get it. So Who is She together w/ ??
now THAT....is a good question.
pick me! pick me! omg florence has the awsumest sexy voice ever
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