Friday, March 14, 2008

Realized...

...that you might not like this post. But, if "random" suits you, hurray!...keep reading.

...that I need to get over missing the gym and start doing something wayy cooler than making love to weights. Like, Yoga!

...that I have a really nice lova lovin me. He's tall, handsome, got cheeks made out of sponge-bob, sweet, wants to take me out to the movies, makes my day all the time, got a voice like some random angel, supa cool, likes to sing really special songs to me, gets me trippin' whenever I talk to him on the phone, says things outta the blue that makes my smile-muscles get in shape (word!), and pretty much jummy lookin'. So if you see a man that matches this description, give me a call and I'll be on the double.

...cheese fondue will only be eaten in Heaven. (Unless a miracle happens) So I need to stop day-dreaming about it and stay focused on my life.

...James McAvoy will always be my true love. His musical-scotish-accented voice just sweeps me off the floor with eeease, his dazzling eyes gives me twinkly feelings inside my tummy, his mouth is like a cherry-pie sample that can't be touched by a missionary girl...but I don't care, my love for him will live forever....and ever. You'll always have a place in my heart James, always. (3/4 of it. I know I should give you more but...I hope you understand.)

...I'm a quarter scotish. *SMILES*

...I'm addicted to music. I have these spasms throughout the day that comes out of the blue even when I'm talking normally. Ex: "I need to clean the room...OMG I NEED MUSIC SOO BAD!!! GIVE ME SOME MUSIC!!! JUST ANYTHING!!!..where did I put my pants?" For reals, I think it has something to do with my mp3 player completely dying. (dude....I should give it a grave)

...brown rice pudding is the extreme "WEAK" out of them all. And I had to eat it today. (meditate on that)

...when I bear a son, his name will be.... "James". *SMILES*

...that I've got such nice pals. Always lending a hand to teach me new and needful things. Like K-Talking. You'll get it.........you got it?

...I'm so tired, I need to go to sleep.

End of discussion.

12 comments:

cruz said...

joan, i was wondering...since you live in mex and all, could u give me a translation of the spanish stuff in 'It must be the music'?? pretty please??

p.s: a long time ago, in a post titled 'random', you said " A big shout out of thanks to whoever that has been praying for me. I think you're like, the coolest!". that was super encouraging to me cuz i was praying for you at the time and i was wondering if my prayers were doing anything or not. (aka. DOUBTING) thanks so much for posting that; it made my day. love you!

Mindy Rose said...

i liked your post, you to cool for school....

Sam said...

CRUZ, here's the translation of the "gringo" terms employed by the Strawberry Jam ppl...translated portions are in quotation"

"Siento tan bueno= I feel so good.

"Quiero la" Music= I want the...

Get a little "Loco"= Crazy

"Ella es mas bella que antes"=
She is more beautiful than before

THIS MUST BE THE MUSIC!!!

Sam said...

Oh and Joan...that post was EXCELLENT!!! You have just been dubbed Ruler of Randomness!

Joan said...

"gringo" - spanish term for "white man"
Thanks sam. I was gonna get to it cuz I knew what they were saying. (DUH) I just didnt have their lyrics on hand for reference.

Thanks cruz, thats inspiring to hear. I like it when ppl pray for me and come back to me on it, its like a supa cool thing to do. I like you. Please, comment anytime.

Aww, Baybay!!!

Elena said...

hey I'm scottish tooooo!! aha!

kathy said...

james mcvoy is mine...!!! you theif.
(ive been praying for you too.) te amo girlfriend!!

Sam said...

haha..Scottish? I'm quarter Scottish as well! foof! We should get our kilts out sometime and like...yell and drink ale, or whatever it was that our forefathers did back in the day...:)

Ginny said...

JAMES!! MY LOVE!! sorry, couldint resist. :-p

Joan said...

no no no! kathy, ginny... thats NOT how you win a man!! You gotta use fluffy, sparkly and flowery words to win a scotish man's heart. We're not working with an american, where everything is cheese burger and french fry's, this is a man from another continent. A continent where 'romance' is the key word to success...great success!!!

Key word: Romance.

Right on...?

Joan said...

and sam....my forefathers weren't drunkards. They/we actually had a castle in scotland...until the bloody english did stuff with it. (oh bloody 'ell!!) They weren't drunkards....

You offended me.

Sam said...

oh I bet they were...being drumk was like, right-on with being rich back then... :D