It's my sisters birthday,
And my gift to her is like a piece of Culiacan-fudge.
It's not a jummy mexican meal put on a tray,
Nor a sexy indian man modeling on a bay.
My gift to her is like a piece of culiacan-fudge.
It's a sisters piece of poetry,
That brings shakaron music to the ears.
It's a piece of Joanie melody,
A supa dupa band's symphany,
That brings shakaron music to the ears.
This is a beautiful day for the sister,
On this very merry month of March.
A day that is rejoiced by every Indian Mister,
Who danceth nakedly through the streets of Mahister,
On this very merry month of March.
I hope your 19th year will bring you mas sun shine,
Chipotle Punjabi's* melting your heart.
I hope it'll bring you more than a one pesos life,
Rather, mucho indian curry and no more tacos filled with lime.
Chipotle Punjabi's melting your heart.
(*chipotle punjabi: Joanies dream dish...ayy mamamia!!!)
Have a wonderful new year,
Happily sending me coconut oil and chai every month.
Have a joy in missing mexican beer,
Singing in hindi with a cheer,
Happily sending me cocnut oil and chai every month.
Nor a sexy indian man modeling on a bay.
My gift to her is like a piece of culiacan-fudge.
It's a sisters piece of poetry,
That brings shakaron music to the ears.
It's a piece of Joanie melody,
A supa dupa band's symphany,
That brings shakaron music to the ears.
This is a beautiful day for the sister,
On this very merry month of March.
A day that is rejoiced by every Indian Mister,
Who danceth nakedly through the streets of Mahister,
On this very merry month of March.
I hope your 19th year will bring you mas sun shine,
Chipotle Punjabi's* melting your heart.
I hope it'll bring you more than a one pesos life,
Rather, mucho indian curry and no more tacos filled with lime.
Chipotle Punjabi's melting your heart.
(*chipotle punjabi: Joanies dream dish...ayy mamamia!!!)
Have a wonderful new year,
Happily sending me coconut oil and chai every month.
Have a joy in missing mexican beer,
Singing in hindi with a cheer,
Happily sending me cocnut oil and chai every month.
8 comments:
PIECE
PIECE
PIECE!!!!!!!!!!!
piece.
Funny old rhyme, BTW ;)
Hahahahahaha
excellent Joanie, excellent
hahahaha, I forgot to proof read. Damn it. I'll do that on the double!!
(I actually don't like writing poems. Thats why there were so many cliche phrases...tsk.)
Yeeeeah, ang liked it!!!!
wow joan..I was actually impressed. Kind of clever..
hahaha. I guess India has a real good affect on me.
happy belated birthday Alyx!! haha that's such a sweet poem! :p
Happy Birthday Alyx! Party like a rockstar and be Forever Xtreme!
yeah I can imagine pretty soon a crazy Indian video comes out with Alyx as the star belly-dancer of the sow...hehe...actually the girl in this video and Alyx have a slight resemblance....jk love you
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